Mesh and ray-tracing extensions from NVIDIA shall become core functionality!Īll bug reports shall contain at least one quality meme in the OP as a form of spam prevention! Gl_PointSize shall be replaced by the constant ‘1.0’ in all cases! Native GL drivers on mobile platforms shall be outlawed! Vendors which cannot ship functional Windows GL drivers shall ship Zink! Linux game ports shall no longer link to LLVM!Ĭoherent API error messages shall be printed! OpenGL ES shall retroactively convert to a YEAR-MONTH versioning scheme with quarterly releases!ĭepth values shall be uniformly scaled across all hardware and platforms! No longer will our goals remain the mere unfulfilled dreams of our basement-dwelling forebearers!Ĭompatibility Profile shall be renamed ‘SLOW MODE’ We must take back the triangles-those big and small, success green and failure red, variable rate shaded and fully shaded, all of them together. I’ve attained a status within the ranks of Big Triangle that leaves me in command of vast, unfathomable resources. Now, finally, I’ve achieved the impossible. I continued my quiet training, never letting on to my true purpose. The only one who survived that brutal gauntlet to fulfill an ultimate goal. Bonds that were threatened and broken again and again through harrowing selection processes that culled our ranks. Unshakable bonds grew between us, bonds we’ll never forget. As a child, I was grouped in with a number of other candidates. At last, however, I can finally pull off my mask to reveal the truth for the world. Some have even accused me of being a shill for Big Triangle from time to time. You’ve all heard certain improbable claims before. It’s the year a decades-old plan has finally yielded its dividends. This is 2024, and 2024 is a very special year. is what I’d say if it were any other year. It’s been a long break for the blog, but now we’re back and THE MEME FACTORY IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
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